I was on da xbone

This is NOT a creepypasta. This happened to me, if you don't believe that fuck you!

What happened

I was on the Xbone playing some Plants Vs Zombies like a fuckwit. I was a zombie and I was top of the leaderboard. I'd never done this well in a game! But suddenly a plant reached around my anus and took off my pants. It started to molest me as I was shivering. Soon, it pulled my dick and was taking me into the TV!!! I grabbed a hammer and destroyed the TV and took the Xbone and game back to the guy who sold it to me for a cheap price at a garage sale. The guy wasn't there anymore! I vowe never to touch microshit ever again. Infamous is amazing.

WARNING!!11

YOU'RE NEXT!